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Brain Shock

Friday, 4-4-08:
Q: A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 of these each day.  What are they?
A:  Strands of hair

Thursday, 4-3-08:
Q. A study of smells found that women who wear this scent they appear 6 years younger to men What is it?
A. Grapefruit

Wednesday, 4-2-08:
Q: 87% of people admit they do this in the car while driving. What is it?
A: Drive with one hand

Tuesday, 4-1-08:
Q: More than half of us say we never use this - but we get a new one every year - what?
A: A phone book!

Monday, 3-31-08:
Q: Sales of these have doubled in the last year and they're expected to double again this year. What are they?   
A: GPS Navigators!

Friday, 3-28-08:
Q: 72% of women say it's unforgivable to do this on a 1st date?
A: Forget Her Name

The Facts On Water... Get Watered Down

I'm not one to carry water with me wherever I go.  I guess I've been fortunate in finding sufficient water supplies, well, everywhere.  Thanks to indoor plumbing, water is pretty available, and free, across the fruited plains... even in Montana.  Now it seems, that it doesn't really need to be.  Sure, have a glass, but there really is no need to carry it with you like you're preparing to get lost in the woods.  Read for yourself: "Drinking a lot of water is claimed to be helpful for everything from clearing toxins and keeping organs in tip-top shape to keeping weight off and improving skin tone. At best, however, the evidence to back up these claims is weak, according to a new scientific review published in the Journal of the American Society of Nephrology."  Same goes for those of you carrying around extra air.  Yes, you need it, and there are definite benefits, but it's already pretty much everywhere you're going to need it.  So go ahead and leave that air can at home.

- Veig

April Fool's Office Fun

There's a couple of places for some interesting and non-job-threatening ideas for April Fool's office jokes.  Especially if you have a bunch of packing peanuts!  A little more techie, but still fun, Wired.com has a list worth checking out... Popular Mechanics has a smaller list, but as you can see, all you need is the office fridge and a screwdriver!

- Veig