veigandjennifer

Brain Shock

Friday, 4-4-08:
Q: A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 of these each day.  What are they?
A:  Strands of hair

Thursday, 4-3-08:
Q. A study of smells found that women who wear this scent they appear 6 years younger to men What is it?
A. Grapefruit

Wednesday, 4-2-08:
Q: 87% of people admit they do this in the car while driving. What is it?
A: Drive with one hand

Tuesday, 4-1-08:
Q: More than half of us say we never use this - but we get a new one every year - what?
A: A phone book!

Monday, 3-31-08:
Q: Sales of these have doubled in the last year and they're expected to double again this year. What are they?   
A: GPS Navigators!

Friday, 3-28-08:
Q: 72% of women say it's unforgivable to do this on a 1st date?
A: Forget Her Name

April Fool's Office Fun

There's a couple of places for some interesting and non-job-threatening ideas for April Fool's office jokes.  Especially if you have a bunch of packing peanuts!  A little more techie, but still fun, Wired.com has a list worth checking out... Popular Mechanics has a smaller list, but as you can see, all you need is the office fridge and a screwdriver!

- Veig

Brain Shock

Thursday, 3-27-08:
Q: It's been out of style for some time but it's making a comeback. Sales are up 50% in the past year. What is it?   
A: The perm!

Tuesday, 3-25-08:
Q: 85 million of these are sold every year but only 5 million are used. What are they?   
A: Neck ties!

Thursday, 3-20-08:
Q: Adults 25 year olds and up are the fastest growing segment of the population taking up this hobby.  What is it?
A: Playing the piano

Wednesday, 3-19-08:
Q: The average one of these travels 31.000 miles over the course of it's life.
A: a grocery cart

Tuesday, 3-18-08:
Q: In the past 13 year female ownership of these has more than doubled.
A: motorcycles

Monday, 3-17-08:
Q: 50% of us want to do this in 2008.
A: become more green

Brain Shock

Friday, 3-14-08:
Q: Canadians eat more of this food than any other country in the world. What is it? 
A: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese!

Thursday, 3-13-08:
Q: According to a magazine poll, 56% of women do this, though most don't know it - what?
A: Talk in their sleep!

Wednesday, 3-12-08:
Q: 72% of men are most likely to do this on the weekend, while 59% of women most likely do it on a Monday. What is it?   
A: Wash their vehicle!

Get paid to play Guitar Hero III....really?

I was reading today that this Saturday a video game store is going to have a Guitar Hero III tournament with a national grand prize of $2,000 (in store credit not cash). Players will compete by single elimination in best 2 out of 3 matches. Then the top player from each store plays a predetermined  song on the Expert level.

I was all ready to sign up and show off my skills UNTIL all the Expert level talk. :-) Why can't they have a tournament for the Easy level people that are working on graduating to the Medium level. I'm always so impressed when I watch friends play Guitar Hero on the Expert level because I dream of the day that I will be that good. Sure it will be really far in the future because when I play on the Easy level the music you hear the most is "dink" "dink" "dink" and then the crowd gets upset and my game is over. Okay so it's not always that bad but after I play the song 10 times that next time is amazing. After all I did open up the next level of songs on the easy level all by myself [mostly]  :-)

Jennifer
[the girl who loves to play guitar hero even though I'm not an Expert]

Brain Shock

Tuesday, 3-11-08:
Q: What one sound does not echo?
A: A duck's quack!

Brain Shock

Monday, 3-10-08:
Q: 97% of adults with kids under 18 say they do this at least once a week. What is it?   
A: Eat a meal together!

Brain Shock

Friday, 3-7-08:
Q: 62% of dog owners admit to doing this.
A: Signing a card in the dog's name

Brain Shock

Thursday, 3-6-08:
Q: According to an on-line poll -  "Gone with the Wind" is America's favorite movie ever - which movie is number two on the list?
A: "Star Wars"

Brain Shock

Wednesday, 3-5-08:
Q: 6 billion of these are sold worldwide every year. What are they?   
A: Oreo cookies!